bloodsexandrocknroll:

I thought Dan was gonna put his head in Phil’s lap at first and I was having 2011 flashbacks

beware-phangirl:

boyfriends

beware-phangirl:

boyfriends

amazingphanonfire:

dan-and-phil:

creeperly:

an accurate representation of my ascent into adulthood

the notes????

I DONT THINK PEOPLE UNDERSTAND ITS DAN OMG

socialjusticeprincesses:

crowsephone:

raggedymanwinchester:

poppypicklesticks:

logicsomething:

youarefatbecauseyouarestupid:

Anybody in the food-services industry who does this to their customers is a cunt who deserves to lose their jobs. Not only is it just down right wrong, but it could be dangerous to somebody who has particular dietary requirements.
Having had the unfortunate experience of living with somebody who works at Starbucks, I have no doubt that this shit happens.

i’m lucky enough to have encountered a barista malicious enough to do this to me - i ordered a decaf latte with soy milk and they gave me fully caffeinated with cow’s milk. cue hours of panic attacks and feeling sick. ugh

Why do some baristas think its adorable and clever to dick around with people’s specifications?  They can kill someone with allergies with this shit. 

I get the dirtiest looks when I order anything with soy there. I’m Lactose Intolerant, and this bitch decided to give me whole milk in my macchiato. I took one taste and handed it back to her. She looked at me like I was crazy and said “What? Something wrong?” I looked her dead in the eye and said “Well yes actually, I ordered and was charged for soy milk. This has whole milk, I want you to re make it and get me a manager so I can discuss how your company thinks it’s funny to hand out purposefully wrong drinks when the person they’re handing them to gets sick when those requirements aren’t met.” She stood there for a second looking at me confused and I sighed and said “I’m lactose intolerant bitch, fix my fucking drink before I get you fired on health code violation.”

Do people not realize that most of the world’s population has some sort of lactose intolerance?

As someone struggling to find a job, it annoys me when people refuse to do theirs properly for no good reason. I hope they get fired and someone more deserving replaces them. 
~ Mulan

socialjusticeprincesses:

crowsephone:

raggedymanwinchester:

poppypicklesticks:

logicsomething:

youarefatbecauseyouarestupid:

Anybody in the food-services industry who does this to their customers is a cunt who deserves to lose their jobs. Not only is it just down right wrong, but it could be dangerous to somebody who has particular dietary requirements.

Having had the unfortunate experience of living with somebody who works at Starbucks, I have no doubt that this shit happens.

i’m lucky enough to have encountered a barista malicious enough to do this to me - i ordered a decaf latte with soy milk and they gave me fully caffeinated with cow’s milk. cue hours of panic attacks and feeling sick. ugh

Why do some baristas think its adorable and clever to dick around with people’s specifications?  They can kill someone with allergies with this shit. 

I get the dirtiest looks when I order anything with soy there. I’m Lactose Intolerant, and this bitch decided to give me whole milk in my macchiato. I took one taste and handed it back to her. She looked at me like I was crazy and said “What? Something wrong?” I looked her dead in the eye and said “Well yes actually, I ordered and was charged for soy milk. This has whole milk, I want you to re make it and get me a manager so I can discuss how your company thinks it’s funny to hand out purposefully wrong drinks when the person they’re handing them to gets sick when those requirements aren’t met.” She stood there for a second looking at me confused and I sighed and said “I’m lactose intolerant bitch, fix my fucking drink before I get you fired on health code violation.”

Do people not realize that most of the world’s population has some sort of lactose intolerance?

As someone struggling to find a job, it annoys me when people refuse to do theirs properly for no good reason. I hope they get fired and someone more deserving replaces them.

~ Mulan

altogetherdrop:

altogetherdrop:

where’s that picture from fckh8 that’s just a picture of jennifer lawrence saying “gay rights!”

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i found it

cxrolyn:

Dan and Phil watching videos together :)
I thought it was about time for a new drawing! I’d like to think that Phil isn’t always alone when he watches cute animal videos :)

cxrolyn:

Dan and Phil watching videos together :)

I thought it was about time for a new drawing! I’d like to think that Phil isn’t always alone when he watches cute animal videos :)

taco-bell-rey:

When you finally get to piss after waiting for hours

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lapfulofmisha:

marbearflair:

gaymommy:

samisforsamurai:

fuckingwhiskey:

if you think all boobs are supposed to be perky and big with perfectly centered nickel-sized nipples you probably have never actually seen a boob in real life because boobs are diverse as frick

Or maybe they’ve only seen one boob

not even a set of boobs because boobs are usually 2 different sizes

just one boob

all by its lonesome

a singular boob floating aimlessly through the void

incredible

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HOW IS THERE A GIF FOR THAT

anonjynx:

danscrotch:

cat cafe!

And here we see a typical married couple, wearing matching attire.

anonjynx:

danscrotch:

cat cafe!

And here we see a typical married couple, wearing matching attire.

{x}

cramp:

fuck you ellen, trying to play me like that, i trusted you, watch your back, this ain’t over

dansderp:

I am one of those stupid people who get offended for not being blessed by anybody after sneezing

Favourite Phil is not on fire 5 moments